Post Meeting

So yeah, I didn't get my one month chip. It's all good though, I'm working through it and I'll have it by next month. Of course it helps that this child is not at all appetizing. His flavor to me would be the equivalent to you eating a sardine and liver mush sandwich with slices of soap for bread. So, I'm not going to be nibbling on that one anytime soon. I know what you're thinking, "OH MY GOD HE EATS CHILDREN!!" Well yeah, of course I do, hello, Monster! That's kind of our thing, but I'm trying. I want to be more than that, there's more to me than eating and scaring children. I have hopes, dreams and aspirations just like all of you, but you people just can't get past the eating children. Ok, fine you want to know why we eat children? It's because they damn tasty! The dirtier the better, I don't just mean unwashed, I mean spoiled, nasty little brats. That's like Kobe beef to us, I once massaged this lazy little fat kid for a whole year just to get him nice and tender. I'm telling you it doesn't just work on cows. There are a lot of variables that can alter their taste, in fact to many to get into here. Let me tell you though, they say that red heads are a dying breed. That because of their genetics they'll be gone in a generation or two. That's a whole bunch of BS, the fact is they've been over picked, hunted or whatever you want to call it. We've pretty much exhausted the population. They're just so flavorful and spicy, its not just a coincidence they're call "Gingers" MMMMM-MMMMMMMM! Anyway, I'm gonna do better this coming month if it kills me. Well someone is knocking at the door. It must be game time, Good night everyone!