Waiting patiently

So this past Friday was the last day of school. The kid shipped off to his father's house on Saturday, brought the dog with him as well. That means no more late night walks for at least a month. Mom leaves for her trip to the city that never sleeps in two days, that is Vegas right? Anyway, plans for the party are going along great, gonna kick off the festivities on Saturday at 8pm. Got to wait till the sun goes down as so not to spook the neighbors suspicions. It's gonna be a great time, David's got the back yard looking great. I got a couple of nymphs tending to the pool, got to make sure that the water is gonna be ok for everybody to swim in. Chlorine can be pretty nasty for some of my guest so the water has to be purified, it's coming along nicely. I've got the food all planned out, some of my guests wanted to do pot luck. I had to say no to that idea, no telling what was going to be in those dishes. Almost all the invites RSVPed even the Banshee! I feel really bad about what I did to here and I hope she makes out. Turns out her name is Abigail and she and the Pooka's from the closet are suppose to come. I made the announcement at my last meeting and a few guys from there are coming over, even the Elf and the Troll. Hey, this is a bold new world and I'm down with what ever tickles people fancy. Anyway, should be a hoot and a half. I've got to go, I got to make a couple of calls, I still haven't lock down the bouncy house. So, I'm gonna run and I'll update next week after the party and let you know how everything went.

A post about nothing

Sorry I haven't updated in forever, I've been pretty busy with absolutely nothing going on. I mean, there has been nothing of note happening for an entire month. The kid is wrapping up school and getting ready for his summer vacation. There's talk around the house that he's gonna go and stay with his dad for a bit over the summer and mom's talking about a girl's trip. I guess it's some kind of all girl wine and estrogen fest where they stay drunk for a couple of weeks and talk about their crappy ex-husbands, I could be wrong, but I doubt it. Anyway, that's gonna leave me with at least two weeks of an empty house. Gee, what ever will I do?? It's gonna be great, no sneaking and tiptoeing around the house, gonna have some friends over, maybe cook out a little if I can figure out how to use the gas grill. Since kid is off the menu, I'll have to figure out some kind of meat to cook. Maybe some bbq chicken. Most of my friends won't be able to tell the difference if I use boneless meat and just tell them I jazzed up the blood with some extra bold spices to cover for the sauce. It should be fun, David's really looking forward to it as well. Since I moved in, he's been spending more time inside hanging out with me and the yard has been left looking a little unattended. Since I told him my plans, he's been working the lawn and trees over from sun up to sun down, getting it all looking good. I figure I might even extend an olive branch to the guys at the bully's house. I doubt the Banshee will come over, she was with me for a good while, in bits anyway. When she finally started leaving the building as it were, it was a bit awkward, she went in head first so that was the first that came out, talking about your screaming poos. She wouldn't leave until she was whole either, It's pretty unnerving trying to do one's business with a floating female head watching you, giving you the stink eye. I tried to make small talk but she just glared at me.  She's been fully gone for at least three weeks now. I'm gonna invite her none the less, we're part of the same community and we're connected on the most intimate of levels now. At least that's what the group tells me, oh yeah, I made it another month, got another chip yeah me!! Also on the relationship front, not mine by the way, a coupe has sprang up in my group. Apparently the troll and the elf have been able to look past their differences and prejudices and see each other for who they are inside, plus the fact that both as a species are pretty androgynous and then it just starts getting to in depth for me. To each their own and I wish them nothing but love and happiness and the ability to make decent potato salad, because that's what they agreed to bring to the party. Anyway, I'll let you guys know how the party went in my next post. Peace out!