Party Time!!

Well the party went off without a hitch, well almost without a hitch. Almost everybody who RSVPed showed up, even the Banshee and her crew from the bullies house. They were a little apprehensive at first, but the pookas really opened up when Davy showed with his date and her three sisters. Davy introduced me to his date, Cyrena, she and her sisters were Naiads. I didn't get the sister's names because they were busy mingling with all the new eligible men they suddenly found themselves surrounded with. Seriously I was glad they showed up, it was getting a little manish up in here. They seemed to get on well with the Pookas so they spent the evening getting all cuddled up with them. I think its the accent, who doesn't love the Irish with all their "we little" this and "Oiy!" thats. So after I made my rounds with the guests I BBQed up some chicken, made some hot dogs and burgers. I made sure and told everyone that this was a child free buffet. The two goblins that showed up from my meeting were pretty happy about the dogs, I didn't have the heart to tell them the difference. After cooking and mingling some more I finally got to sit down and talk with Abigail. I apologized profusely for behavior and what I did to her at her place awhile back. Hey, when you swallow someone whole and then pass them through your colon it can be a bit awkward talking to them face to face again. My friend Steve came by carrying a box, he said it was a house warming gift since this was the first time he'd been over since I moved in. Of course I opened it up, had to it was a gift after all and I love presents! It appeared to be chocolate covered bacon. I was very appreciative and held it up for inspection. It had a familiar smell so I asked what was under the chocolate. He said it was Turkey Jerky imported straight from Istanbul! It was then that it dawned on me that the Turkey Jerky was in fact Turkish Jerky or more to the point, dried strips of a kid from Turkey covered in chocolate. I politely declined the gift as I'm on the straight and narrow. Everybody seemed to have a good time. I was even able to get a date out of Abigail, you know to make up for the "Incident". I'll have to plan something special, but where to you take an incorporeal girl to show her a good time? Well once the party came to a close Davy came to me and told me we had a slight problem. Said that since his girlfriend and her sisters cleansed the pool and made the water pure, they were now claiming it as their own. Nobody would be aloud to use it without paying the proper to their Lord Poseidon. Are the Gods even real? I mean naiads are. Goblins, gnomes, trolls, banshees, and all other manner of mythical creatures are, why not Gods. So, does anybody know how to get ahold of a moldy old Greek God so I can get the pool back before the owner come home?