Moving Day!!

Well today's the big move. I got my stuff packed, surprisingly I own very little in the way of material possessions. Living my life style doesn't really require that much. I've got my laptop and cell phone(prepaid of course, can't really get down to Verizon to sign a contract), got my clothes and my odds and ends, keepsakes and what-nots. Pretty much everything I own fits neatly in my suitcase and a couple of boxes. Right now I'm just waiting on the postman, I've got several packages for Ebay I need to send out. That's pretty much how I make my money, I sell the stuff that accumulates under your bed. Seriously, you people are constantly pushing things under there and forgetting about it, then when you finally get around to cleaning up you never question why there's nothing under there. You just assume you cleaned it the last time and then you shove more crap under for me. You can't imagine the treasure trove of goodies you people are constantly casting away without further thought. Some people might consider it stealing but I'm sorry, after it sits in my living room for six months and you've bought another one because you're to lazy to look for it, it's mine. I've made tens of thousands of dollars on I-things and hand held gaming devices alone. Comic books are another big seller for me, I've gotten pretty good and handling and restoring them, I could open up my shop I've got so many of them. I bet you're wondering where does he keep all this stuff, there can't possibly be that much space under the bed. Well its a lot bigger than it looks and I've also got a storage unit that I keep the bulk of my loot in. I've got just about three of everything you could imagine, and if I don't have it, I'm sure I know a guy who does. If fact, I know a guy that lives under a sink at a laundry mat. He's got all the left socks you could ever need. Sounds like the mail guy just pick up the goods, so my next post will be from my new digs, I'll let you all know how it goes next week. Until then, check out my online store, its at "RodneyDownUnder", Ebay and occasionally Craigslist.